Hall
Monitor Screenplay
ALEX
Do
you want to hear my story? Are you sure, it's not for the faint of
heart, it's a story of immense excitement, courage, loyalty,
and
the satire/parody clause to prevent us from potential lawsuits. This
is me. I'm tough. (CLENCH FIST) Charming. (CLICKS FINGERS AND POINTS)
And too poor to afford 3D (PUNCHES AT THE CAMERA WHICH THEN FALLS
DOWN). And this is what I do.
CUTS
TO ALEX, THE HALL MONITOR IS HOLDING A KID AGAINST THE LOCKER, TWO
STUDENTS ARE WATCHING IN THE BACKGROUND AND ARE MOCKING ALEX AND THE
KID.
ALEX
I
saw you littering!
KID
No!
I swear, you've made a mistake!
ALEX
I
don't make mistakes.
KID
Oh
God!
CUTS
TO TOM WHO IS WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOOR,HE STOPS AS HE SEES ALEX AND
SIGHS WITH A LOOK OF DISSAPOINTMENT ON HIS FACE. CUTS BACK TO ALEX
WHO DOESN'T REALISE THERE IS A TEACHER BEHIND HIM.
ALEX
You
don't freaking litter in MY school! You get that punk!?
TEACHER
That
is quite enough!
ALEX
HAS A LOOK OF PANIC ON HIS FACE, CUT TO HIM SITTING AT THE DESK IN
THE TEACHERS OFFICE.
TEACHER
Listen,
Alex, I understand you're trying to make a difference.
ALEX
(HALL
MONITOR VOICE) I AM (PAUSES THEN REVERTS TO NATURAL VOICE) making a
difference! People aren't breaking the rules nearly as much now, you
saw what happened to James, he may never taste again.
TEACHER
He's
having his TONSILS OUT!
ALEX
(PAUSES
THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE TEACHERS SAYING, BEFORE TRYING TO REBUTTLE,
NOT LIKING HOW HIS POSITION IS BEING THREATENED) But if I don't make
a difference, who will.
TEACHER
The
staff.
ALEX
Who
else will!? This school needs a hero, (HE STANDS UP AND BEGINS TO
TURN TO FACE THE DOOR) someone to look up to, aspire to. Someone
needs to clean up these halls, someone needs to be.. The Hall
Monitor.
TEACHER
I
really don't give a shit. Just stop assaulting the students, or I'll
have to report you!
CUT
ON ALEX'S REACTION. CUT TO A KID RUNNING DOWN THE HALL. ALEX LOOKS IN
HORROR HE UNBUTTONS HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL THE HALL MONITOR LOGO, IN A
PARODY OF SUPERMAN, BEFORE SPEED WALKING OUT OF THE DOOR, HE BEGINS
TO FOLLOW THE RUNNING KID, SPEED WALKING.
ALEX
Stop!
No running in the hall! (THE KID RUNS OFF, HE CHANGES TO THE HALL
MONITOR VOICE) We got a fighter then huh?
HE
FOLLOWS THE KID, SPEED WALKING OFF SCREEN REVEALING JESSIE, ALEX'S
LOVE INTREST, SHE SIGHS DREAMILY AT HIM. CUT TO ALEX STILL CHASING
AFTER THE RUNNING KID. HE STOPS TO PICK UP A PIECE OF LITTER, HE
LOOKS DOWN AT IT.)
ALEX
It's
still warm...
(AS
THE RUNNING KID APPROACHES THE END OF THE CORRIDOR A BAG STICKS OUT,
THE RUNNING KID FACEPLANTS INTO THE BAG AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR. TOM
COMES INTO VIEW FROM ROUND THE CORNER WITH A BORED EXPRESSION ON HIS
FACE.
ALEX
Well
done rookie, quick thinking.
TOM
Yeah,
whatever dude. I'm going to maths.
ALEX
(NARRATION)
That's
Tom, he's my partner, not in bed, in cleaning up the scum in this
school, he's a challenge, he doesn't care much about the system, but
he's good at what he does. I have many names, Alex, Master Duncan,
Justice and several names which I can't tell you because we're
pushing for the 12a rating.(BEHIND HIM, THERE IS A LARGE FIGURE
APPROACHING) But that doesn't matter, because I know my duty, I'm
here to clean up this school. I am the-
THE
LARGE FIGURE IS FULLY BEHIND HIM, ALEX TURNS AROUND AND TAKES NOTE OF THE GIANT BOY.
ALEX
Let me guess... big brother? (THE LARGE FIGURE NODS) Great... should have seen that coming.
THE LARGE FIGURE PUNCHES HIM AND AS HE FALLS THE HALL MONITOR THEME PLAYS AND THE HALL MONITOR LOGO FADES ONTO SCREEN.
ALEX
Let me guess... big brother? (THE LARGE FIGURE NODS) Great... should have seen that coming.
THE LARGE FIGURE PUNCHES HIM AND AS HE FALLS THE HALL MONITOR THEME PLAYS AND THE HALL MONITOR LOGO FADES ONTO SCREEN.
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